Did you know you can get brain transplants?
Um, no?
Yeah, you can. You know how much a man’s brain sells for?
Nope.
$200 dollars.
Er… huh.
How about a woman’s?
Much more I’m guessing?
Nope. 5 cents. But it’s because it’s been used.
Yeah. My name is Johnny. Don’t remember my last name. All I normally hear is Johnny, stop talking… (mumbles something else) . . Well, good luck to you girls.
Random old man in Dig and Save.
